Your f**king guide to government formation

The following message is in no way endorsed by the Electoral Commission. They are fucking done with this election

Some things I have written

I have written a lot of different things. You may be wanting to check that claim.

Here are some examples.

Take a Pew — Please!

I happened to see someone suggest Pepe le Pew, instead of being left out of future projects, be reworked to encourage more appropriate behaviour. Given his entire history, watching even a good version of that would probably feel like a lot of waiting for if a shoe is going to drop. But I did keep...

They did nazi this coming

That time the Act Party said Trump would be fine.

I’m Not Saying the Leader of the National Party is a Replicant

That time someone tested Judith Collins to see if she was a synthetic human and definitely got and answer

We’ve got this on the run

A little bit of the old plague humour

This is a kitten test

Microphone violin test. Suddenly, kitten again.

Kitten chaser

You've had a hard day but here is a video involving a fiddle and a kitten.

This is a test

The test is not the algorithm. The test is a video with a puppet rabbit in it.

Orange Pirate Suffragette Elector

Regarding the announcement of an election for the date shared by NZ Women's Suffrage Day and International Talk Like A Pirate Day. And, in related news, Twitter agrees that New Zealand's electoral mascot (once described as a "weird citrus golem" by a startled Paul F Tomkins, called "orange elector" officially, and popularly – if over-genderingly...